News You Didn’t Know You Needed…to Know

Okay, there’s a slight possibility I have too much time on my hands, or perhaps I have a knack for strange and unusual news feeds. Either way, here are a few that made me giggle today:

(Photo courtesy of Yahoo! Newsroom blog)

Man reportedly catches goldfish as big as a dog: Holy crap! That IS a big fish! Finally. A fish story with some truth behind it.

Man steals bike to make probation meeting: The world of good intentions gone wrong. So terribly, terribly wrong.

New Zulu-English dictionary 1st update in 40 years: Finally! Now to get my Google Translator up to par…with any plausible language!

Woman brings ‘Playboy’ to life by reading to the blind: See. It is all about the articles! Snicker, you may, but she’s probably making a fortune!

British man arrested for drunk driving Barbie jeep: Maybe he should have lent it to the bike thief on probation. I have a feeling things would have worked out better for everyone.

Vancouver unveils speed bumps that look like children: Stay tuned! Next week -  loose pets and the elderly!

Courtesy of preventable.ca

Woman lives in crocodile-filled house: Dare to be different. Old ladies have been cat hoarding for years!

Facebook lures narcissistic, insecure – study: Hmmmm. I need to finish this post to do a status update. BRB…

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